Pelota

He sido muy obediente estos últimos días. ¿A qué sí? Pues... ¿no tocaban huesecilios?... Vale, vale... Ya te veo poco dispuesto... trae la fregona... a ver si pongo un poco de orden 'nel despacho me gano el papeo...

Bilingual

lo que tenemos los guapos es que podemos permitirnos salir en las fotos feos...

a lengüentazos por la vida... toma... lentes limpias... y:

...usté no puede pasar... la fiesta no es para feos... la fiesta no es para feos...

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

преимуществото да си хубав е, че можеш на снимките да излизаш грозен...

приблизвайки живота... на ти сега... чист обектив... и:

... ни можи да минити... купонът не е за грозните... купонът не е за грозните...

SOCCER TOTAL

Today, football is boring.
The field is small.
The ball is too fat.
The ball is absolutely hollow.
The two do not fit in the scheme. Sucking the bank.
Long life the snacks!
We're fashion dogs... Toma esa :)

Sergeant

"...i thought his name was serge for serge gainsbourg because his kitty is named iggy for iggy pop and i mean... wouldn't that be a great pair? plus he looks like serge gainsbourg to me. same funny face :) 

he's a pitbull chihuahua mix which kind of disturbs me because i really hope a pitbull did not rape a chihuahua..."

said Mica J. :)

Baywatch

Mira, Trasto... Vamos a ver, macho: para empezar –en este blok más trasto que yo– ninguno. ¿d'acord?.. Por otra parte ya que eres facebin y en aquello nadie sabe who is who, pues no sé si eres un Labrador o eres un Lukanikos y así no se puede ir por la vida, colega. Apúntatelo! Ya nos entenderemos...

¡Ah!... y por el amor de las pelotas: Jugando a los Vigilantes de la Playa ¿eh, pichón?... Macarilla!!... ¡Que eres un macarilla tú también!... Ya te mando un correo privado al respecto de las vigilantas de las artes...

MiYo

Hablando últimamente de amigos, amistades y facebines me había olvidado por completo de Mi Yo con mis Yo-Yos y mis correspondientes Yu-Yus... esto no es de extrañar –me están expropiando el despacho... a poquitos. Venga a poner luces nuevas, venga a comprar flashes, venga a meter otra aspiradora... Pó vale: me tiro del balcón... la colchoneta...

Psychobilly

Пичове, това е Пойзън iВи... Моля ви се!... Ми кой те докара с това червилце, бе душа?... Люкс ли беше?... Направо ми разката Интериора с този бодиАрт... Р.И.П. Люкс де... Откакто ти чух заглавето, нямам мира - то бива-бива съвпадения ама си ми гепила групата...

"You know good and well it's true.

They never do what you want 'em too.

Cuz people ain't no good.

They're no good on weekends.

When they come out to play.

They're no good for bookends.

Cuz you can't make 'em stay...hey!

People ain't no good.

People ain't no good.

They never do what I think they should.

So people ain't no good.

Yeah people are just a waste.

They're all over the place.

Ya see 'em everywhere ya go.

And I don't like their face.

And people don't like me.

Why I sure don't know.

But even a jerk like you could see.

It's obviously so...so...

They always get some smile.

They always stand like this.

They alweays tell ya who is what.

Well what I say is this."

Сега ясно ли е, пипол?

Направо са си Пичове Запример...

И на всичко отгоре си кучитарикатка... Ми къде си се кукнало между Вкусните Ябълки, бе iВе?...

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SP translation: Poison Ivy, Lux Interior, The Cramps... casi nada...